The bizarre and heart-wrenching story of our oldest pet’s tribulations this past year or two spun me hard for a minute, and led to the painful birth of this poem. I’m not maudlin about pets, especially cats, but Coco is special. It’s hard to keep these types of verses from being corny, but the effort to avoid such I think led me to some of my favorite phrasing ever.
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My old friend had found us
At the bottom of despair
And let us hang around him
As we made our way from there.
He came to us in chaos,
He purred us into peace
He pardoned hearts imprisoned
Upon granting their release.
Birth and Death, Divorce and worse,
He suffered other pets
He murdered critters in the yard
And flabbergasted vets.
A broken fang from fighting,
A tendency to roam,
He disappeared a fortnight once,
And found his way back home.
The road was rough for Tabby tough,
Transitioning of late.
Now deliverance awaited
Down the interstate.
But Irony presses the fabric of life
In a wrinkle-free garment from hell;
And my old friend who mended hearts
Would crush them just as well.
Road trip, rest stop, food and water
Hours from the end.
Couple hundred miles,
A brand new home for my old friend.
But freedom beckons boldly
Of a cold Kentucky dawn;
My travel buddy bolted
For the woods across the lawn
I followed, flailing, logic bailing,
Failing to discuss,
That losing sight of my old friend
Would mean the end of us.
A dismal fog of doom descended,
Dimming daybreak’s flush
I thrust into the thicket,
Over logs and underbrush
Bramble flayed my flesh to mesh
With fire in my breast.
The Wolf of Truth consumed my soul,
Mosquitoes ate the rest.
Of course my pal outpaced me quick,
As cats are keen to do,
But I swear I saw him smiling
As he faded from my view.
Hawk, she screams from high above,
Mourning dove, she moans.
Crow she cackles, Owl she hoots,
In haunting, taunting tones.
Cricket chirps a marching dirge
To measure my defeat
Squirrel hurls insults
At my pussified retreat.
Blue Jay scolded, “stupid man,
your friend is gone for good!”
And Nature’s mocking music
Thus expelled me from the wood.
Coyote howls to greet the day,
Cougar hunts alone.
And all nine lives of every cat
Remain, in fact, his own.
To Bear the pain was down to me,
My friend was unafraid.
So I took one final look
Into the trees beyond the glade.
A Frog of grieving choked my throat,
I croaked his name and then,
I finally, broken-hearted,
Drove away from my old friend.
The Secu-Larynx 